My name is Frederich. I'm kind of a boss. This is my blog. Sorry I'm not sorry about the porn. enjoy. or don't. i don't really care. oh, also theres this really beautiful girl. yeah, she's absolutely fantastic and i can't wait to spend my life with her.

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from FuckYeah AbandonedPlaces with 179 notes

fuckyeahabandonedplaces:

Knickknacks still on the shelf of an abandoned house in Savannah Georgia. Out of all the many abandoned houses I’ve explored in several states this house creeped me out the worse, there were bad vibes in every inch of this place. It had an ominous air like something bad had happened there or to its owner. If any of the abandoned buildings or houses I’ve ever been in was haunted, this was the one.  

fuckyeahabandonedplaces:

Knickknacks still on the shelf of an abandoned house in Savannah Georgia. Out of all the many abandoned houses I’ve explored in several states this house creeped me out the worse, there were bad vibes in every inch of this place. It had an ominous air like something bad had happened there or to its owner. If any of the abandoned buildings or houses I’ve ever been in was haunted, this was the one.  

22nd July 2014

Chat reblogged from Memewhore with 1,559 notes

  • Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
  • Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
  • Everyone:
  • Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
  • Everyone:
  • Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
  • Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
  • Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
  • Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
  • Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
  • Unfeeling universe:
  • Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
  • Existential dread:
  • Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
  • Death itself:
  • Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
  • Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
  • Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
  • Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
  • Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.

Source: missworded

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Memewhore with 6,660 notes

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

Source: isfuckingfun

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from keep it trippy with 3,760 notes

akamrloud:

Daily awesomeness

akamrloud:

Daily awesomeness

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Memewhore with 5,985 notes

potculture:

church

potculture:

church

Source: potculture

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from .Serendipity. with 62,786 notes

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Sassy Bitch with 4,198 notes

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Bambi with 11,646 notes

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Memewhore with 323 notes

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight. with 22,294 notes

Source: smuntingblokes

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from SPS Self Prescribed Stoner with 1,302 notes

stoners-boner:

rapezombies:

Swiss Perc Bong

my ultimate dream bong.

stoners-boner:

rapezombies:

Swiss Perc Bong

my ultimate dream bong.

Source: weedist.com

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Memewhore with 488 notes

22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from with 38 notes

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22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from Hi, I'm Ty with 133,213 notes

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from LOL GIFS with 72,238 notes

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